So y'know how I like.... had an Art Book and shoved all my tags into that?
Yeah fuck that, welcome back to THE BOOK OF RANDOM SHIT BY YOURS TRULY, FOKKUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Yza: Are we sure he doesn't have brain damage?
Ayaza: Why are we here?
WELCOME TO HELL KIDDOS! YOU'RE JOINING ME IN TAG HELL!
Yza: ...fuck.
Ayaza: *sips water*
Yza: SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF HERE I DON'T DESERVE THIS
Ayaza: ...
HAHAHA SUFFER WITH ME FOOLS! SUFFER!
Yza: WHO TAGGED US?! WHO FUCKING TAGGED US?!
I DID BITCH
Ayaza: Fox was tagged by Shinsei_Hono and Little_Cute_Cookie ...
WE LET THE SHITSTORM BEGIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAH *cough cough*
Yza: ;-;
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1) Do you like someone?
Oh fuck yeah! There's this extremely beautiful girl I know. She's... really really perfect. We're really close - we've been through a lot, and she's just been a great addition to my life. She's got an amazing personality, and is super charming~ Being the loser I am, I get lonely when I don't talk to her. It's like... without her, I feel somewhat empty. A little hollow. I'd do... anything to be with her.
Yza: But you guys are married...
Oh yeah...
Yza: inb4 divorce
Hey, hey, me and Macha *might've* divorced once, but this time for sure we'll never break up! Our love is that strong!
Ayaza: A girl I like huh... I really like Aya (owned by Tsukinawa_Yukino ). She's like... so charming... so pretty... I can't explain in words how I feel...
Yza: I obviously like Rukia. (Owned by Mishiga_Shire ) Why? Well, I could... but would you *really* like to see a list of 100 reasons why I love Rukia?
Ayaza: Knowing you, 75% of the reasons is because she has breasts.
Yza: Nah, I saved that for reason 68
Ayaza: Then what's 69?
Yza: She gives good succ-
2) Do they like you?
....I hope they do. Because I really do.
Yza: YOU'RE MARRIED TO FRIGGIN CARDBOARD! YOU DO NOT JUST GO "I HOPE THEY DO!"
WELL, YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL! SUCK MY BALLS!
Ayaza: ...I actually haven't asked, since uhh... she has a bit of a protective older brother.
Yza: Fam, I'm 100% sure Rukia likes me back. Don't quote me on this.
Ayaza: "Fam, I'm 100% sure Rukia likes me back."
Yza: Hey, can we kick Ayaza? He's being mean!
Ayaza: Lowkey, I think Fox's girlfriend is his right hand.
Yza: Actually, that's my girlfriend
Ayaza: ...wait a minute...
Yza: Oh hang on...
...you idiots...
3) Middle name?
Don't have one :/
Yza: Don't have one :/
Ayaza: My parents abandoned me
Yza: That is a weird middle name
4) Single or taken?
Taken >.>
Yza: TAKEN BY CARDBOARD! CARDBOARD! ARE YOU FOR REAL FOX?!
Yes...
Ayaza: Single, ladies :p
Yza: I am... taken. *nods head proudly*
Ayaza: Wow, so Rukia didn't shove a mango punisher up your ass?
Yza: I'm taken by my right hand.
5) Last person I texted?
I last texted Kicchan
Yza: Rukia~!
Ayaza: Yza, so he could come on this show
6) Last song you listened too?
Decided by UVERworld
Yza: I don't listen to songs, I listen to the screams of dying children
Ayaza: ...I-
7) Battery Percentage?
65%
Yza: 3%
Ayaza: 90%
8) Best female friend?
Little_Cute_Cookie Kicchan obviously! I hope I'm her best male friend x)
Yza: Rukia
Ayaza: I don't talk to girls
9) Best male friend?
kaiishida Shicchan! If you guessed anyone else, then you should know we're bruddas
Yza: Ayaza!
Ayaza: Yza *pokes him*
10) Favourite OTP?
Me x Macha, fuck you, fite me
Yza: Lelouch x C2
Ayaza: I don't watch anime
11) Why I made this account?
Cuz my friend told me too
Yza: What account?
Ayaza: Bank account?
Yza: I don't have one
Ayaza: Same here
12) Current lock screen?
Oh
Yza: How do you take screenshots?
Ayaza: Like this... *takes one*
Yza: Ohhh!
Ayaza: This is mine
Yza: Mine!
Ayaza: ...I'm surprised it's so tame
Yza: Here's my background!
Ayaza: I take back about what I said being surprised....
Yza: At least she's not naked
13) Birthday?
24th January
Yza: 16th November
Ayaza: 22nd January
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1) Sexuality?
Straight
Yza: Straight
Ayaza: Straight
2) Gender?
Male
Yza: Male
Ayaza: Male
3) Happy?
No...
Yza: Ye
Ayaza: Nope
4) Last song?
Decided by UVERworld
Yza: I don't listen to music-
Ayaza: *drop kicks Yza*
5) Hair colour?
Black as my soul
Yza: Black
Ayaza: ...I have blue...
6) Zodiac?
Aquarius!
Ayaza: ^
Yza: Damn, I'm a Scorpio...
7) Last Person you kissed?
Macha!
Yza: My right hand
Ayaza: Dude, gross. I haven't kissed yet.
8) Favourite colour?
....uhhhhhhhhhhhh light shades of green
Yza: Purple
Ayaza: Red~
9) Favourite food?
Ramen for life
Yza: Legit same... shits good
Ayaza: I prefer fried rice
10) Battery?
62%
Yza: 1%
Ayaza: 88%
11) Celebrity crush?
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHATS A CELEBRITY CRUSH
Yza: Myself
Ayaza: Don't have one
12) Favourite vegetable?
Lettuce
Yza: Ew, vegetables
Ayaza: I've seen you chomp down a whole salad before...
Yza: ...shush
Ayaza: Uh, tomato
Yza: THATS A FRUIT!
Ayaza: Fuck you, onions
Yza: Uhh, cucumbers
13) Eye colour?
Black; blacker than my soul
Yza: Black
Ayaza: Blue
14) Shoe size?
Size 6 :3
Yza: Tiny feet... Mine are 10
Ayaza: I've got size 11
Yza: jESUS CHRIST—
15) Dream job?
Yza: Fucking Rukia everyday
Ayaza: *slaps Yza*
Yza: Ow... if you do want to know, I share the same dream as Fox. Becoming an author!
Ayaza: For me... not decided.
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1) Where do you study?
What's studying?
Yza: Sounds like something losers would do
Ayaza: ...I study...
LOOOOOOOOOOOOSER
Yza: HAHAHAHA AYAZA!
Ayaza: *eye twitch*
2) How many siblings do you have?
One younger
Yza: One older, Maxios
Ayaza: Single child
3) What's your favourite food?
Already answered :3
4) What's your favourite hobby?
Art! Gotta become the best artist of all time fam
Yza: Writing hot lemons between me and Rukia
Ayaza: Dude.... gross. Mine is sleeping.
5) Previous username?
I've been 8mefox for almost 3 years, and that isn't gonna change
Yza: My old username was WaiYouSoMadBruhZa
Ayaza: LOL I don't have one
6) Favourite story and author?
Oh man, I think my favourite story is Code Geass by the team from SUNRISE
Yza: That's an anime....
I'm using story lightly :p
Yza: My favourite story is all of the CCEU stories! Check em out on @8mefox kaiishida and Little_Cute_Cookie accounts!
Ayaza: Smooth plug...
7) Screen wallpaper?
We did that "^^
8) Favourite emoji?
Ezpz, ♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️
Yza: 😫🍆💦💦💦
Ayaza: ❤️
9) Tag your favourite person(s)
Aight, that wraps up the fuckfest tags.
Thanks for Yza and Ayaza for joining me...
Yza: No prob!
Ayaza: I hope we never have to do this again!
I'm gonna tag no one since no one deserves to waste like 20 minutes on tags
Also, thanks to Kicchan for making the cover for the book! I appreciate you fam
Yza: It's one of those mood things?
Ye! I really liked it and wanted to use it, but I didn't know how. This is how I'll do it
Ayaza: Welp, thanks for everything Fox.
No prob :^)
That's all, Fox out!
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