Zaydon (Kid):  Oh man, I bet my life is getting better.

Zaydon (Teen):  Nice try, hehehe. You're just too innocent.

Zaydon:  Says the one who just got stabbed by Salem.

Future Zaydon:  Heh, that's coming from a guy who is about to be assassinated by the time breakers, your best friend from an alternative timeline, and everyone's enemies.

Zaydon:  ................Fuck you.