A/N: Mascots of Slim Jim and Kool-Aid duke it out.

Randy: Oooooooh yeah!

Adam: That is one Kool DEATH BATTLE episode, Man.

Vaness: Ugh, not you to dad.

Nakano: That is an nice matchup to see. I wonder who's-

Greg: Oh shit! Alucard VS DIO is next!

Shadow: Alucard probably wins. Heaven Ascended DIO is not canon and I think Alucard has a counter to time stop.

Sara: If there isn't a "It was me..... DIO!" meme quote in there I'mma be disappointed.