A/N: this is a parody version of aphmau's GarZilla fan fic reading.

Palutena had gotten a few people to do a fan fic with her. One of them being Raven, who she forced there.

Palutena: hello all you mortals. Goddess of light, palutena here. And welcome to a lovey fan fiction reading.

She then did an evil laugh.

Palutena: mwahahahahahahaha!

Austin jr: oh dear.

Blaze: wow, she is getting way to good at those evil laughs.

Palutena: I've been practicing, blaze. Hahahahaha!

Blaze: well, usually......

Palutena: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

She then signed and stopped.

Cinder: come on, more nefarious. We talked about this.

Palutena: more nefarious? I'll try.

She tried doing a me nefarious laugh.

Palutena: Hahahahaha!

Raven: I don't think anyone like her could get more nefarious.

Blaze: see, there's a difference between just trying to thow a laugh and being genuinely evil when you laugh.

Palutena: you would know blaze, wouldn't you?

Blaze: oh of course.

Palutena: anyway, today, we are going to be reading a lovely, delicious fan fiction. And of course we're going to be acting them out. Let's begin.

They all appeared in a lab looking area.

Blaze: what the?

Austin jr: wow.

Palutena: magic. Anyway, the first fan fic I will be reading is called "NightmareZilla" by AustinJrIsMyWaifu530.

Austin jr: w....what?!

Raven: really?

Blaze: truly an author for the generations.

Austin jr: hey!

Raven: I'll say.

Palutena: let's begin. "one day, blaze was sciencing in his science laboratory and was dieing the science. When suddenly, Raven comes in and asks:"

Raven: what are you forever doing, nerd? -_-

Palutena: "and blaze replies:"

Blaze: I am working on witchcraft science potion to maybe, hopefully Binkina~Senpai notices me.......?!

(Binkina is Female Version of binky from Ikara-navi. She doesn't really exist yet. I just did it out of random).

Austin jr: ha!

Blaze: "sighs" great. We're going there, aren't we?

Palutena: ahahaha! Oh blaze.

Blaze: grrrrr! Let's keep going.

Palutena: "Raven looks at blaze an says:"

Raven: are you Yandere-Chan now with that senpai talk?

Blaze: "grunts" please don't read the next line, I just read ahead!

Palutena: "and then suddenly, blaze turned into a lamia"

Blaze turned into a lamia.

Raven: wha.....

Blaze: greeeeeeat. -_-

Palutena: "but, not really. Because Blaze's butt isn't that big"

He changed back.

Blaze: wait wha........I mean......well considering I can't even see it, I can't really agree or disagree.

Palutena: "Raven then ask:"

Raven: why blaze wanted to get binkina to notice him? -_-

Palutena: "and blaze looked sad, and replies:"

Blaze: because binkina is so cool, and I want to be dark and evil like her. But I can't. Plus, she is a super hottie too and I am not so hot.

Blaze was a bit annoyed.

Blaze: this fan fic is Bullshit. I don't even want anything to do with her.

Palutena: "Raven looks at blaze and says sweetly:"

Raven: blaze, you've always been hot.

Palutena: "Blaze looks at Raven and says:"

Blaze: really, Raven?

Palutena:"Raven says:"

Raven:"sighs" yes, I mean if I was binkina, I would've made out with you.

Palutena: "suddenly, blaze and Raven slowly started to make smoochie eyes at each other."

Cinder: hahaha!

Blaze: I AM NOT KISSING HER!

Raven: you cannot make me kiss this brat.

Palutena: "and just as they were about to face battle, blaze pulls away".

Blaze: I cannot kiss you Raven. For I am a man of science witchcraft. And I must get all the relics to summon captain planet!

Raven face palmed.

Raven: why did I agree to do this?

Palutena: because, I am you're goddess, bitch.

Raven: grrrrr!

Palutena: "Raven looks at blaze and says:"

Raven:"grunts" I thought you were making potions.

Palutena: "Blaze says:"

Blaze: oh right, now I must find someone stupid enough to try this potion.

He started thinking furiously.

Austin jr: geez.

Cinder: calm down, my son.

Palutena: "Blaze got so hot, he thought. But then, blaze and Raven looked at each other and knew who the dummy was they could try it on."

Blaze: oh, I like where this is going.

Palutena then shifted the scene to Austin's house. Raven and blaze were walking to it.

Palutena: "they went to the door and knocked"

Raven knocked and Austin jr answered. He saw blaze and raven and spoke in a different voice.

Austin jr: oh hey, baby brother.

Raven: what?

Blaze: wait, is that the right voice?

Palutena: "Austin jr said in sexy Austin jr voice." Also author's note: Make sure that Austin jr talks in sexy voice for the rest of the fan fic because sexy Austin jr is best voice. Blaze is too, but Austin jr has more sexy because he gets more sun.

Blaze: hey!!!

Palutena: anyway. "Austin jr, with his sexy voice, went up to blaze and said:"

Austin jr: what can I do for you.....baby brother~

Raven: 0////0

Blaze: I do not like the way this author wrote this.

Palutena: "Zane then said"

Blaze: I need you to drink this potion.

He said holding the potion bottle.

Palutena: "and Austin jr said:"

Austin jr: why for~?

Palutena: "Blaze says blaze says"

She laughed as blaze looked at her.

Blaze: it's so important you have to mention it twice. "Sighs"

He then had to speak in a somewhat child-sih voice while speaking.

Blaze: becuze, I am ur baby brother, big brother. And I need you to drink this.

Austin jr: okay~...........Austin jr said.

Palutena: "Austin jr drank it. He then started to moan in sexy agony.

Cinder: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Raven: oh please no.

Blaze: please god no!

Austin jr: okay, let's get uncomfortable! Ooooooooooooh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~

Palutena and Cinder burst out laughing.

Blaze: he did that almost too well.

Palutena: "Austin jr then fell over"

Blaze: raven, oh no! I killeed my brother!

Palutena: "Blaze tried to cry, but he couldn't because he was secretly the devil"

Blaze: hey!

Palutena: "just then, Austin jr turned into a nightmareish version of his godzilla form"

He let out a monsterous roar.

Austin jr:

https://youtu.be/ozGPk5yyfXc

Palutena: "he started to go one a Rampage"

Austin jr fired a modified version of his atomic breath which was completely black and blasted a whole city.

Raven: oh great.

Blaze: what have I done.

Palutena: author's note: please make sure is sexy rawr so I can download it.

Austin jr: what?!

Paluten: it's what it says.

Austin jr: um.............rawr~

Blaze:..........can we please end this?

Palutena: oh, alright. "Some time past and the potion finally wears off and Austin jr was nakes.

He turned back into his humanoid form with everything but his underwear gone.

Austin jr: ah!!!

Blaze: I'm blind!!!!

Raven: that's it, I'm gone.

Raven just walked off.

Palutena:"sighs" that was a good fan fic. We should do more sometime.

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Palutena: X3