A/N: I made this page just to parody two things that involve a t rex landing on the horn of a dead tric.

Austin(?): have you ever had something like this happen to you? Despite being very powerful hunters/scavengers to ever live during the age of dinosaurs, even the Tyrannosaurus Rex is vulnerable to something: falling on the horn of a dead triceratops.

A screen pulled up of a t rex walking through a forest area before it saw the carcasses of an ankylosaurus and triceratops. It decided to take the opportunity and eat them. But as it moved over to the triceratops one first, it accidentally slipped from the dead ankylosaur's clubbed tail and fell onto the horn of the tric. 

The rex roared in pain before dying.

Austin(?): it's a sad site. But we can stop it. With a dollar a day, we can prevent a t rex from falling on the horn of a dead triceratops like a dumb shit.

The video had ended and the real austin was sitting in a seat, wondering what he just saw.

Austin: what in the name of ass was that fuckness.