Me : In my room reading for my history exam.

Mummy :*dramatically enters my room*Boooo I am the mummy I came here to scared you.

Me  : wow are you really a mummy who came from Egypt from a pyramid and from ancient time *asking alot of questions *.

Mummy : yaa but I came here to scared you not to answer your ridiculous questions.

Me  : your not looking scary at all besides where you got those bandages it looks of good quality.

Mummy : *looking into the mirror*
am I looking like a mummy or bandage seller to her why the hell she is not scared of me.

Me : I will be scared of you in one condition.

Mummy: what is that tell me quick.

Me : since you came from the past and from ancient period you can help me to pass my history exam. Then I would think of being scared of you.

Mummy : * sweatdrop* ok before that can you give me a world map.

Me : *giving him the world map* take it but why you need the world map.

Mummy : because to run away from here and to go back to Egypt and sleep in my pyramid peacefully *running away from me*.

Me : hey wait what about my freaking history exam * chasing him*.

Mummy : oh God please say me from this psychopathic girl.* running fast*.

Me : please help me with my history exam * trying to catch him*  .

Mummy: I can't because I was also failed in my history exam .
*disappears*

Me : O  man I am also gonna fail in my history exam *hitting my head with book* O Lord please tell me who made this history.