Darkest working at a fast food restaurant 

Customer: *walks up crosses arms * 

Darkest: Hello welcome to chill's 

Customer : can i hurry and get a table please i don't have all day 

Darkest : *grabs a menu and napkins * follow me 

Customer: *follow's him*

Darkest : Here is your table sir 

Customer : *sits * 

Darkest : ...you wanna glass of water 

Customer : *nods * Be back with it in 8 seconds 

Darkest : *snaps fingers gives it to him* 

Customer: *ships some and spits it on his face * 

Darkest : -_- *in head: THE FUCKING HELL MY BIO "