Darkstar: *comes home after a week* 

Beast: *looks at her* 

Darkstar : hey I missed you 

Beast: Gggiirrrrlll I sure didn't miss you  by the way your sink is broken I ate your mutt and your fish and all your food the tv don't work cause I smashed it .....an I may have fucked up your bed a look of "white snow" on it 😄 

Darkstar: 😥 why me