Me: Everyone has that one friend who's a little bit crazy.  So why did I get the totally insane one?!!!

Her: I'M A PANDA-GOLDFISH THING!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: What the heck..?!

Her: *Screaming at the top of her lungs*  WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!