Me, talking to somebody:  I'm @Theblackorbs' long-suffering friend.

Person: Why do you say that?

@Theblackorb YEEESSSS!  The new trailer for Ninjago is finally out!  Oooh, is that a butterfly?!  Oh look, a bicycle!  CANDY!!!  *She dances around*  WHEEEEEE!!!  LOOK AT ME, I'M SPINNING!!!

Me: *Heaves a miserable sob*