Theblackorb9: Sweet, you cooked?

Me: I wouldn't recommend that.  It's strong Hungarian paprika.  If you're not used to it, it's pretty painful.

Her: How strong can it be...?  *Raises the spoon to her mouth*

Me: WAIT! NO!  DON'T!!!  *She eats it*

Her: *Screams*  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!  MY MOUTH IS ON FIREEE!!!  HEEELP!!!  IMMA DIE!!!

Me: *Facepalms*