Jeff: *kicks door open* FANGIRLS AND BOYS

Masky: *spits out cheesecake*

Hoodie: *spins on office chair* FANGIRL/FANBOY ALERT! FANGIRL/FANBOY ALERT!

Ben: NOT THE SHIPS! ANYTHING BUT THE SHIPS!

Fangirls/boys: *busts in* YAAAAASS DA SHIPS

Toby: HIDE DA WAFFLES!

EJ: *hiding under couch*

Sally: What's a ship?

Slender: *covers Sally's eyes and ears* HIDE THE CHILDREN!

LJ: *jumps out window*

Me: Holy holiness what did I do

Fangirls/boys: *yelling out ships*

Ben: I'M GONNA DROWN MYSELF AGAIN!

Fangirls/boys: NOOOO BENNY POO!

Toby: *ripping shiz while ears bleed* MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

Masky: *flips table and hides behind it*

Hoodie: *spinning away on chair*

Slender: *yelling into the phone for his brothers* CODE RAINBOW! CODE RAINBOW!

Fangirls/boys: *fighting over ships*

Everyone: *hiding behind table while Jeff gets chased*

Kat (my friend): JEFF HAVE MAH BABIES!

Fangirl #1: NO HE'S MY HUSBAND!

Nina: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY SENPAI! HE WILL HAVE MY BABIES! AND HE'S MINE!

Jeff: HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP!

Me: *joining in* TOBY, MASKY KISS!

Ticcimaskers: YAAAAAAASSSSS HAVE BABIES!

Sally: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!