Nagito: Welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?

Hajime: Wha- bees?

Nagito: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

Hajime: What?!

*Kokichi appears, holding a jar of bees.*

Hajime: WAIT, NO-

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Kokichi: Hey, whatcha up to?

Nagito: Stealing my neighbor's cat.

Kokichi: Oooh, scandalous!

Nagito: . . .

Kokichi: Can I help?

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Kokichi: Hey.

Nagito: ...hey?

Kokichi: I can't sleep...

Nagito: I can. Goodnight.

Kokichi: :(

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Kokichi: Never, EVER egg the wrong house.

Nagito: You threw a brick through our window, not an egg!

Kokichi: It was dark, I dropped the egg, and I couldn't see what I was picking up!

Nagito: HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BRICK AND AN EGG?!

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Kokichi: Honestly, witches have the wildest sugar daddy ever.

Nagito: Care to elaborate?

Kokichi: Satan.

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Nagito: Did you know that a spider can hold eight guns at once?

Kokichi: Uhm, how does it walk?

Nagito: ...did you know that a spider can hold seven guns at once?

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Kokichi: You're right.

Nagito: That's...that's such an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Kokichi: Change is inedible.

Nagito: Don't you mean inevitable?

Kokichi, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Nagito: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Kokichi: I think you mean cards.

Nagito, pulling a knife from his hoodie sleeve: No, I don't.

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Kokichi: I am incredibly fast at math.

Nagito: Alright, what's 30 x 17?

Kokichi: 47!

Nagito: That...wasn't even close.

Kokichi: But it was fast!

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Nagito: Where are you going?

Kokichi, heading out the door: Either to get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there.

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Kokichi: A theif.

Nagito: Thief?

Kokichi: Theif.

Nagito: I before E, except after C.

Kokichi: Thceif.

Nagito: No.

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Nagito: When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

Kokichi: When life hands you lemons, squeeze lemon juice into life's eyes!

Nagito: ...no.