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Hajime: I just ended a four-year relationship.

Makoto: Oh, I'm so sorry! Are you okay?

Hajime: Hm? Oh, yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.

*Shuichi and Kaede are arguing in the background.*

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Kaede: *Gently taps table.*

Hajime: *Taps back.*

Makoto: What are they doing?

Shuichi: Morse code.

Hajime: *Aggressively taps table.*

Kaede: *Slams hands down.* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Hajime: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Kaede: Oh, yeah? You're the idiot who thinks that you can get away with everything you do! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Hajime: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING SHUICHI WITH ME!

Makoto, picking up the Monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now...

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Shuichi: Is Hajime sleeping or dead...?

Kaede: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Makoto: Yeah, so did I.

Hajime: Okay, first of all, fuck you-

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Shuichi, trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Hajime: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Kaede: I, personally, was created in a lab.

Makoto: I just straight-up spawned lol.

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Hajime, banging on the door: Shuichi! Open up!

Shuichi: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Kaede: No, Hajime meant-

Makoto: Let him finish.

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Hajime: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Kaede: Not if they consent to it!

Shuichi: Depends on who you're stabbing *coughkokichicoughcough*.

Makoto: YES?!

~ ~ ~

Hajime: Wake me up...

Kaede: Before you go, go!

Makoto: When September ends...

Shuichi: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

~ And now, class trials. ~

Makoto: I think we're missing something...

Kaede: Teamwork?

Shuichi: Cohesion?

Hajime: A general sense of what we're doing?

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Hajime: Why are your tongues purple?

Shuichi: We got slushies. I had a blue one.

Kaede: I had a red one.

Hajime: Oh.

. . .

Hajime: OH-

Makoto: You drank each other's slushies?

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Makoto: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Shuichi: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Kaede: I got distracted about halfway through...

Hajime: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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