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I was goin through the discovery tab and I looked at my recommended list and it said CLINTASHA ONE-SHOTS

Me: *eye twitch*

Me: *throws phone to Canada*

Me: *goes to Canada*

Me: *YELLS AT CANADA TO TELL ME WHERE WATTPADHEADQUARTERS IS*

Me: *GOES TO WATTPAD HEAD QUARTERS*

Me: *jumps onto whoever is in charge of Wattpad's recommend committee's desk* *slaps them with phone* *SHOWS THEM CLINTASHA*

Me: WHAT THEFUCK IS THIS SHIT I DON'T READ THIS SHIT WHO READS THIS SHIT IT ISNT CANON AND IT'S THE WORST SHIP KNOWN TO MAN SO DELETE EVERY SINGLE FUKING CLINTASHA THING ON WATTPAD PLEASE JESUS CHRSIT WHO WRITE THAT IT'S AWFUL

Me: *continues to scream and yell as I'm being dragged away by security*