DUDE

APPARENTLY I HAVE REAL BIG HIPS

SO NOW I GO AROUND SAYING THAT I GOT GARNET HIPS AND THAT MY HIPS DON'T LIE

WHICH IS TRUE

DAMN IT

I LOVE SLASH HATE THEM

Pros:
- I CAN USE THEN TO GET GUYS/GURLS (what kind of guy/gurl doesn't want hips?)
- THEY'RE BIG HIPS THEY'RE SWAGGY

Cons:
- IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND JEANS DEAR GOD
- GOTTA GET EXTRA LARGE LEGGING JUST TO GET DEM HIPS INTO THE PANTS