Fandom:*Bashes open the door*HEY TURD WE HEARD THAT YOU'RE CHANGING YOUR NAME-

Tord:LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I DON'T KNOW YOU! I HAVE A LIFE!

Some asshole:Hey bitch,where's that picture of your dick or else I'll slit that throat of yours-

Tord:*Unholy screams like a girl*