Edd
- will kick your ass
-"mom" friend
-a bad ass
-will get drunk on cola for no reason
- he married cola as his wife
-tom and tord will protect him at all cost but he can do it by himself
-talented artist and animator

Tom
-grumpy and annoyed
-"GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED"
-alcoholic
- when drunk,he will hump objects
-he cheated on his bowling ball wife over a guitar name Susan
-now he cheated on Susan over Smirnoff
-"how did the pineapple and the bowling ball have-"
-"shut the fuck up"

Matt
- if you insult or hurt his face he will beat your ass to avenge himself
-writes fanfics about himself
-fifty shades of Matt(or ginger)
-a cinnamon roll but he will kick some ass or sometimes maybe a pussy
-has no soul

Tord
- "you want some candy?"
-weeabo
-looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you
-he will bomb your disturbing fantasies(say something about the fandom I swear to god)
-"GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED"
- save him

(Onion ring)o
-a normal house pet but whenever Edd and his gang are gone he will have his own adventures on the outdoors
- immortal