Jeremy: What's up with Fritz?

Fritz: *dead on the floor*

Mike: he was hungry so I gave him some rat poison

Jeremy: why would you give him rat poison!?

Mike: I had some laying around so I gave it to him

Jeremy: he can die from that!!

Mike: relaaaaax...it's RAT poison, not HUMAN poison

Jeremy in his head: *this f*cking idiot-*

Mike: check his pulse...

Jeremy: *checks pulse*

Mike: haha! You touched him last, you gotta hide the body.