Request scenarios, one-shots, and facts!

Lucifer: I cheated on Lillith with our son's therapist.

Lillith: My husband is a swell guy :)

Laney: Oh I hate boys.

Liam: I wanna hurt Sam

Sam: I'm in love.

Norman: I didn't kill Catherine Claire's brother Boone :)

Victor: I love Norman

Absinthe: I was not not a cannibal...

Darry/Greed: Who needa money? It's just a social construct

*restricted*/Lust: I'm a virgin :)

Lemon/Gluttony: Who cares about kids? They stink.

Ember/Wrath: Boys are hot 👌jk I hate May.

Jade/Envy: social media is overrated

Antin/Pride: I didn't do it.

Ezra: Fucking *beeeeeeep* And you son of a *beeeep* go to hell you no good *dolphin noise*

Jeffrey: I am 100% attracted to my roommate

Shutter: I was never famous T_T *in whisper* or globally handsome

Dr. Bowers: I was the one who stabbed my dad :)

Stevie: gummy bears in slushies are gross :(

Tiff: I already did the work sir.

Tallahassee: I wish I was never adopted by you two! *points at adopted parents*

Heymitch: I love my ex-wife^^

Louis: Hi I'm Louis and I haven't had alcohol in over two years.