So no one told you life was gonna be this way!

What up everyone! Reader-Lover-God here! *high five*

Soooo.....

Friends, we all have them, or we can think of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.....

*cries* Why did it have to end?!

*cough*

Soz!

So Letgo!

Number 1, The clown!

Now this person is the one who makes you laugh, they can make your bad and rainy day, a bright and sunny day!

They somehow always make you laugh at things!

Like friggin Timmy over there, called me a cheeky b-ch!

Suzy here is like, 'that's coz his manhood a so small.' :)

I'm stood there laughing and pointing and he's like 'Wtf?!'

Number 2, The Leech!

They can NOT let you go anywhere by yourself!

It's as if they have seen you, you talked to them, and they've attached themselves onto you!

They need you to do everything for you.

What's that Meg? You need a lift to mine..... And your a block away? Ok! I'll get ya!

Number 3, The E-B.W.i.S.Y.F.,
Or The Ex-boyfriend Who is Still Your Friend.

Now this guy, was your friend before you started dating, and when you was dating, you just acted as friends so not much changed, you broke up and your still friends to this day!

This guy will never stop being your friend! And he's always there, and when he never leaves you alone your friends think he still loves you!

Number 4, The Innocence!

Now this person is usually girl, who's mind is still clean, and swear words never accord in her life until she met you and the others.

So Betty Boop's like 'It's so big'

Merida replies 'That's what she said'

The innocent one Alice, is like 'She did say that! Why who else would say it?'

Like gurl! It's unbelievable how innocent you are and the thing is, this innocence suits her!

Like she has the face of a innocent girl!

Number 5, The Drunkie!

Now this person usually ends up at your house at 3:00AM knocking on your door... Drunk.

Called up a Uber and gave them your address now the man in the car is waiting for his money since your friend spent it all on drinks.

Your friend walks in stumbled around, falls on the floor and sleeps there while you pay for the ride and confused as F!

Number 6, The Dirty Mind!

What's this? Your boyfriend broke up with you?

Was he bad in bed?

Somehow everything you say, turns dirty in that persons mind!

Like everything!!!

Every soap and water can't help them!

This person can take something like eating strawberries and turn it into some thing dirty...

I might be that friend......

Number 7, The Listener!

This is someone who if you want to ramble to or you need help they just sit a listen and help you in anyway they can!

Number 8, The Problem Girl!

Yes a girl!

Something is always wrong with them and they forget about the listener, unless you are the listener, and go straight you to cry about their problems.

You got bullied by someone and your other Best Friend didn't help you?

You might be moving?

And this person is like 'I shouldn't be telling you this but-' then tells you and cries and panics.

Hello!!!! Do I look like some therapist to you? No? Ok! Go bland to the Listener, unless you are the listener.

Number 9, The Best Friend!

Do I even need to explain this one?

You can hug them!

They are your shoulder to cry on!

And they know you more then anyone else in this world.

That's all for this time and please comment down below what you want next!

Reader📚Lover❤️God😇 OUT!

PEACE!