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FNF!Leah: "Twinkle Twinkle your so dumb, you look like a big fat bum~! I should push you off a plane, laugh at you while you're in pain~! While your falling in the sky, i'll watch as you fall and die~!"

Literally everyone: O-O


FNF!Leah: "THIS IS FOR YOU PICO. AHEM, ROSES ARE RED. VIOLETS ARE BLUE, IF YOU'RE LISTENING TO ME, I DON'T LIKE YOU. AND IF YOU THINK THIS ISN'T TRUE....

you're right, cause your my best friend. And I love you."


All her friends: "Why are you short? Did you not drink enough milk or did your parents forget to water u or sum? U should learn how to grow ASAP, like...it'snot that hard."

FNF!Leah, the feral potato who can't take a joke: *cries in Mexican*


FNF!Leah: "I don't need a boyfriend, I have my best friend.....! But uh.....he probably already has a girl."


FNF!Leah: *dies* "Ah, finally"

Lemon Demon: *brings her back to life*

FNF!Leah: " ...for fuck's sake-"


Selever: "Pico how do I ask someone out?"

Pico: "...well first you-"

FNF!Leah: "No don't ask Pico! He asked me out in a McDonalds bathroom."

Sel: .....

Sel: "And you said yes.....!?"


Pico: "Is it gay to-"

FNF!Leah: "Yes"


BF: "When you were a little kid, what was your biggest fantasy?"

FNF!Leah: "To have parents."

BF: ....


FNF!Leah: "Mom I think i'm moron-sexual"

Sarv: "What's that mean?"

FNF!Leah: "I'm attracted to idiots."

Pico in the background: *crashes bus*


Ruv: "You shouldn't insult people who are bigger than you."

FNF!Leah: "BUT THEN I COULDN'T INSULT ANYONE!"


The squad playing twister:

FNF!Lizzy: "Right hand on red"

Pico: *smacks Leah's thigh*

FNF!Leah: "..why did we put you in charge of the spinner again....?"


FNF!Leah: "It's not fair! You're treating me like i'm seven!"

Ruv: "Oh so what are you now? Eight?"

FNF!Leah: "...I'M 20!!"

Ruv: "Well you look eight."


Skid: "If you were to die what would you're final words be?"

FNF!Leah: "Finally"

Pico: *come out of nowhere and smacks her* " N O "


Carol: "Hey, are you free on Saturday, like...8 pm?"

FNF!Leah: "Yeah why?"

Carol: "What about you?"

Pico: "Yeah i'm free."

Carol: Great! Because i'm not. You two go on without me, enjoy your date."

Pico: ......

FNF!Leah: .....did she just-


BATIM!Leah: "who are you...?"

FNF!Leah: "I'm you but allowed to say fuck."


The squad playing Scrabble:

FNF!Lizzy: "I will put my A down to make "A"

BF: "I will add to your A to make "AT"

Pico: "I will add to your "AT" to make "RAT"

FNF!Leah: "I WILL ADD TO YOUR "RAT" TO MAKE BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"

FNF!Lizzy: *flips board*


Pico: "STOP YOU CAN'T TALK LIKE YOUR IN A DR. SEUSS BOOK FOREVER!"

FNF!Leah in the calmest voice ever:

"I will not give them on a boat.

I will not give them in an oak.

I will not give them here or there.

I will not give them anywhere.

I do not give a fuck you see,

Now go away and let me be."


BF: "Leah would throw herself in front of a car for you."

Pico: "Leah would throw herself in front of a car for fun."


Pico: "This relationship is going good Leah"

FNF!Leah: *stares at Pico*

Pico: "May I hold your hand?"

FNF!Leah: *dies*

Pico: "NOOO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND ANOTHER SMALL FERAL FELINE!?!?!"


FNF!Leah: "I'm stupid."

Ruv: .....

Sarv: .....

Sel: .....

Ras: ....

Ruv: "If your waiting for us to disagree then it's gonna be a longggg day."


FNF!Leah: "Hey guys I made us some friendship bracelets! And they're all in our colors! BF's is blue and red, GF's is red and black-"

Pico: "Hey why's mine green and pink....?"

FNF!Leah, putting on her matching one: "Oh no reason, just ran out of beads."


Pico: "Did you put glitter in our laundry detergent...?"

Funnie-Sized Leah: "Yep! I'm experimenting with some entrepreneurial ideas. This one's called Sparkle Suds: Dress Loud!"

Pico: "Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter!"

Funnie-Sized Leah: Disco Dairy: Spread the Party!

FNF!Leah in the background: *screaming and burning everything with glitter*



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