FNF!Leah: "Twinkle Twinkle your so dumb, you look like a big fat bum~! I should push you off a plane, laugh at you while you're in pain~! While your falling in the sky, i'll watch as you fall and die~!"
Literally everyone: O-O
FNF!Leah: "THIS IS FOR YOU PICO. AHEM, ROSES ARE RED. VIOLETS ARE BLUE, IF YOU'RE LISTENING TO ME, I DON'T LIKE YOU. AND IF YOU THINK THIS ISN'T TRUE....
you're right, cause your my best friend. And I love you."
All her friends: "Why are you short? Did you not drink enough milk or did your parents forget to water u or sum? U should learn how to grow ASAP, like...it'snot that hard."
FNF!Leah, the feral potato who can't take a joke: *cries in Mexican*
FNF!Leah: "I don't need a boyfriend, I have my best friend.....! But uh.....he probably already has a girl."
FNF!Leah: *dies* "Ah, finally"
Lemon Demon: *brings her back to life*
FNF!Leah: " ...for fuck's sake-"
Selever: "Pico how do I ask someone out?"
Pico: "...well first you-"
FNF!Leah: "No don't ask Pico! He asked me out in a McDonalds bathroom."
Sel: .....
Sel: "And you said yes.....!?"
Pico: "Is it gay to-"
FNF!Leah: "Yes"
BF: "When you were a little kid, what was your biggest fantasy?"
FNF!Leah: "To have parents."
BF: ....
FNF!Leah: "Mom I think i'm moron-sexual"
Sarv: "What's that mean?"
FNF!Leah: "I'm attracted to idiots."
Pico in the background: *crashes bus*
Ruv: "You shouldn't insult people who are bigger than you."
FNF!Leah: "BUT THEN I COULDN'T INSULT ANYONE!"
The squad playing twister:
FNF!Lizzy: "Right hand on red"
Pico: *smacks Leah's thigh*
FNF!Leah: "..why did we put you in charge of the spinner again....?"
FNF!Leah: "It's not fair! You're treating me like i'm seven!"
Ruv: "Oh so what are you now? Eight?"
FNF!Leah: "...I'M 20!!"
Ruv: "Well you look eight."
Skid: "If you were to die what would you're final words be?"
FNF!Leah: "Finally"
Pico: *come out of nowhere and smacks her* " N O "
Carol: "Hey, are you free on Saturday, like...8 pm?"
FNF!Leah: "Yeah why?"
Carol: "What about you?"
Pico: "Yeah i'm free."
Carol: Great! Because i'm not. You two go on without me, enjoy your date."
Pico: ......
FNF!Leah: .....did she just-
BATIM!Leah: "who are you...?"
FNF!Leah: "I'm you but allowed to say fuck."
The squad playing Scrabble:
FNF!Lizzy: "I will put my A down to make "A"
BF: "I will add to your A to make "AT"
Pico: "I will add to your "AT" to make "RAT"
FNF!Leah: "I WILL ADD TO YOUR "RAT" TO MAKE BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"
FNF!Lizzy: *flips board*
Pico: "STOP YOU CAN'T TALK LIKE YOUR IN A DR. SEUSS BOOK FOREVER!"
FNF!Leah in the calmest voice ever:
"I will not give them on a boat.
I will not give them in an oak.
I will not give them here or there.
I will not give them anywhere.
I do not give a fuck you see,
Now go away and let me be."
BF: "Leah would throw herself in front of a car for you."
Pico: "Leah would throw herself in front of a car for fun."
Pico: "This relationship is going good Leah"
FNF!Leah: *stares at Pico*
Pico: "May I hold your hand?"
FNF!Leah: *dies*
Pico: "NOOO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND ANOTHER SMALL FERAL FELINE!?!?!"
FNF!Leah: "I'm stupid."
Ruv: .....
Sarv: .....
Sel: .....
Ras: ....
Ruv: "If your waiting for us to disagree then it's gonna be a longggg day."
FNF!Leah: "Hey guys I made us some friendship bracelets! And they're all in our colors! BF's is blue and red, GF's is red and black-"
Pico: "Hey why's mine green and pink....?"
FNF!Leah, putting on her matching one: "Oh no reason, just ran out of beads."
Pico: "Did you put glitter in our laundry detergent...?"
Funnie-Sized Leah: "Yep! I'm experimenting with some entrepreneurial ideas. This one's called Sparkle Suds: Dress Loud!"
Pico: "Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter!"
Funnie-Sized Leah: Disco Dairy: Spread the Party!
FNF!Leah in the background: *screaming and burning everything with glitter*
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