Attempt 1:

Hellfire sat on his bed, checking his ammo stock. Valentine's Day was his least favorite time of the year. Why?

Angel: Ohh, Hellfire!

That's why.

Angel Dust came skipping down the hall, holding a box in his hands. When he got to Hellfire's room, he noticed a note on the door.

Do Not Disturb (This means you, Angel.)

Of course, Angel being Angel, he tore off the note, intending to ignore it. But under that note was another one.

I'm serious, Angel. Fuck off.

Angel: Only if you join me...

He ripped it off again, and another note was there.

Fine. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Angel ripped it off again, and there wasn't a note there this time. He slicked back his hair, poofed up his chest, and opened the door.

BOOM

Angel narrowly avoided a shotgun blast to the face. Hellfire pumped his shotgun, and got up from his bed.

Angel: I'll be going now...

Angel tan back down the hall, but dropped his box. Hellfire, being the curious asshole he was, picked it up, opened it, and found a box of chocolates inside.

Hellfire: (On one hand, chocolate. On the other hand, this came from Angel...) *Holds up another hand* But on this hand, chocolate!

Hellfire went into his room and wasn't seen for the rest of the day.

Attempt 2:

Hellfire was sitting on a couch in the main lobby, when Angel dust comes in, looking for something. Hellfire, bored, asked what he was looking for.

Angel: Well, I was looking for Fat Nuggets, but I just found something better...

Hellfire: Fat Nuggets is your pig, right?

Angel: Yup!

Hellfire: *Pulls out phone*

Angel: Whatcha doin?

Hellfire: *Holds up a finger to tell him to hold on* Hey, Boss, where'd you say you got that bacon?

Angel: WHAT?!?

Angel ran out of the room, heading for Alastor's room.

Alastor: ...what bacon?

Attempt 3:

Angel: Oh, Hellfire! Where are ya, ya sexy little demon?

Hellfire: *Steps out of a hellfire-portal behind Angel* (Don’t call me that) *Pumps shotgun*

Angel: Oh shit-