Travis: Aphmau you have to eat something other than breadsticks

Aphmau: But Travis that's all I ordered-

Travis: Then here take mine *shoves his lasagna onto her plate*

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Travis: Zane you can't just eat cupcakes you won't live

Zane: Look I wanna eat cupcakes so I'll eat cupcakes.

Travis: Ok *mixes veggies into the next batch of cupcakes*

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Dante: Just one more level I'm almost done!

Travis: You've been playing this game for two days straight you need sleep. *turns of the computer*

Dante: Hey!

Travis: No buts! *picks him up and puts him in his bed*

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KC: *is about to eat a whole cake*

Travis: Nope that is not happening. *takes the cake and replaces it with turkey and vegetables*

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Zane: I'm gonna heat up this pizza.

Travis: But Zane we had pizza yesterday.

Zane: But we don't have anything else.

Travis: I'm already fixing a chicken in the oven I got u.

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/PDH\

Aphmau and Katelyn: *up 'till midnight studying*

Travis: *gathering up the study sheets* Ok guys we are getting sleep-

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Katelyn: I swear if you insult her one more time-

Travis: *pulling her back* Katelyn please violence isn't the answer.