This just happened under twenty minutes ago.

Me: *in my normal, blankass accent that cannot be categorized as anything except a mix of British and American, according to some people* So, you take a coloured pencil, but like, the Maped ones, they're the only ones that work.

Mum: Mhmm. 

Me: And then you dip it in the voter-

Mum: Voter? Why is it voter?

Me: *siiiiiiiiigh* I don't know, it just came out this way. Anyway.

Mum: What, did your Russian slip out or something? Voter...

Me: Okay, I don't know, maybe! 

Dad: *comes in and starts talking to mum about something then leaves*

Me: As I was saying.

Mum: Right, yes, your voter.

Me: I MEANT WATER, OKAY?! I'm going to call it agua from now on.

Mum: Seriously? Why not su?

Me: ...Huh?

Mum: It's water in Azerbaijani.

Me: ...

Mum: *starts singing a dramatic phrase of an Azerbaijani song with that word 'su' in it*

Me: Okay, okay, I get it! No need for dramatic singing... 

Mum: You sure?

Me: YES. ANYWAY, you dip the pencil in the agua-

Mum: *unimpressed look*