You were walking through the hot Sahara desert. For days you have been wandering. No water. No food. No shoes. Just a torn t-shirt, and shorts. After walking for days on ends, you find an oasis. You were filled with such delight. You ran and drank the fresh water.
But,

In the water was a shiny red and blue lamp. As you pick it up. It slips out of your hand and into the sand. You rub of the sand. And a blue and red mist appears. You hear a joyful teenage girl giggling. From the mist a female genie appears.
"Hello new master! I'm Jewel! Your genie! You have 1 wish that I shall willingly grant you! Unfortunately, there are some limitations and/or rules." She says and cracks her fingers.
"1: I can't bring people back from the dead. Trust me. I tried and it did not turn out well. I can't prevent someone's death either.
2: I can't make anyone fall in love. And if it's true love, I can't make anyone break up or divorce.
3: No wishing for more wishes. 1 is all you get. And you can't wish for more genies either.
4: I can't change history. So anything that has happened in the past and be changed.
5: I can't change the future. It hasn't happened yet, so I can't change it.
Other than that, you can wish for whatever you want. So, master, what do you wish for?"