Me: *turning in my essay*

My English Teacher: "how about you fix this tiny error, wouldn't want to mark you down for it."

Me: *panicking* "Okay"

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My Maths Teacher: *explaining literally anything*

Me: *crying* what does that even mean????

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The Teacher I aide for: *putting fifteen stacks of paper on my desk* "This is what I have for you today"

Me, an anxious person and crying: "I'll get it done before class ends"

Alternatively...

The Teacher: "lol I haven't any work for you, just do your homework."

Me, who doesn't have homework that specific day and panicking: "Okay"

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My Physiology Teacher: "SO IF YOUR BODY GETS OUT OF THIS SPECIFIC AREA OF 15 DEGREES, GUESS WHAT HAPPENS?!"

The Whole class, in unison: "YOU DIE"

Teacher: "aND REMEMBER KIDS, STUPID THINGS HAPPEN TO?!"

The Whole Class again: "PEOPLE WHO DO STUPID THINGS!!!"

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My Med Terms Teacher: "So we're going to have five tests, memorise 30 combining forms, 16 prefixes, 17 suffixes, and the entire cardiovascular system by the next class."

Me and my friend, looking at each other: "We're failing this class together, right?"

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Teachers are weird

~Winter