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Nugget: Do i look like i'm joking?

Bendy: Don't be stupid. you always look like you're joking.

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Jackie, holding a knife: is this... edible?

Sammy: yeah. tastes good too. you should eat it.

Bendy and Nugget: NO??

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Bendy: Nugs, i don't know where you are, but i know this isn't a prank. you have no sense of humour, like, at all. you think beans are funny. stop

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Hannah: in any cheating movie, the person getting cheated on is the hero. you're Ali Larter, i'm Beyonce.

Mark: i am Beyonce always.

Hannah: not... not this time.

Mark: yes, i am.

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Bendy: *lights a fire cracker and throws it on the ground*

Nugget and Jackie: THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!

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Axel: i'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.

Nugget: that's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me.

Axel: marijuana is a memory loss drug, so you just don't remember.

Nugget: i would remember.

Axel: well how could you if it just erased your memory?

 Nugget: that's not how it works!

Axel: now how do you know how it works?

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Nugget: ...knock it off. okay, i'm interviewing you!

Axel: NO. YOU SAID THAT I'D BE CONDUCTING THE INTERVIEW WHEN I WALKED IN HERE, SO EXACTLY HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE??

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Nugget: oh my god, Bendy, babies are so cute and i want one this instant!

Bendy:

Bendy: yeah, babies are cute. but you know what's not cute? the fact that Nugs forgets to take her birth control pills on purpose.

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Samm: Wally is training us?...

Wally: this day is bananas! b-a-n-a-n-a-s! this day is bananas! b-a-n-a--

Sammy, with a bottle of ibuprofen: i don't have a headache. i'm just preparing.