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Bendy: Nugs, we tried things your way.

Nugget:: No, we didn't.

Bendy: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Sammy: That's not funny.

Jackie: I thought it was funny.

Sammy: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Wattpad.

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Vaggie: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Husk: All I drank was Redbull!

Vaggie: How many?

Husk: Eighteen.

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Bendy: Nugs, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Nugget: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Sammy: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Jackie/Nugget: Oh, we've had worse.

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Charlie: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Alastor: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

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Nugget: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Bendy: Nugs, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Nugget: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Nugget: Know why I called you in here?

Bendy: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Nugget: *Stops pouring two glasses of orange juice* Accidentally?

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Loli: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Duckie: And you came to me?

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Charlie: I trusted you!

Alastor: Why?

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Tams: How we looking?

Loli: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard.

Tams: Like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.

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