{ BATIM AU but its The Office quotes that I found online }

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Bendy: What kind of tea is this?

Nugget: Oh, I just boiled some gatorade.

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Mark: Any questions?

Bendy: Yeah, I have a lot of questions.

Bendy: Number one. How dare you?

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Mark: The only way to defeat a bully is to stand up to them!

Mark: Trust me, I have bullied a lot of people.

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"I'm not offended by homosexuality, in the 60's I made love with many women, often outdoor in the mud, in the rain. It's possible that a man slipped in."

– Wally Franks

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Mark: Don't make me fire you.

Nugget: You can't fire me. You're acting manager. Not office manager. So you have no firing powers.

Mark: Don't make me pre-fire you.

Nugget: You wouldn't dare.

Mark: Watch this. You're pre-fired.

Mark: And when I get promoted, you'll be full fired.

Nugget, quietly: If you get promoted.

Nugget: And you if haven't fallen in love with me by then.

Mark: What?

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Mark: Christmas is cancelled.

Wally: You can't cancel a holiday.

Mark: Keep it up, Person B, and you'll lose New Year's.

Wally: What does that mean?

Mark: Hannah, take New Year's away from Wally.

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Hannah: There's a spare key and a master key. Bendy has them both.

Mark: When I asked, "what if you die, Bendy? How will we get inside?" he said "if I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks".

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Bendy: What's the most inspiring thing I've ever said to you?

Nugget: "Don't be an idiot". Changed my life.

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Sammy: How do I make you understand? I am like Superman and the people of this city are like the citizens of Gotham.

Wally: That's Batman.

Nugget: That's Batman.

Sammy: Okay, I'm Aquaman. Where does he live?

Bendy: The ocean.

Sammy: I work with a bunch of nerds.

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Tom: You have to pick your battles.

Bendy: One of the battles that we picked was to stop Nugget and Wally from running plastic tubes all over the house and placing hamsters inside of them.

Sammy: They were gonna call it Tube City.

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