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Vaggie: So somebody left an ice cube on the floor, it melted, and now my sock is wet
*pulls out spear* WHO THE FUCK WANNA DIE

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An: *throws phone on ground*
*breaks skateboard*

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Jackie: *does literally anything*

Sammy: Boi, that's interesting, but what's even more interesting, is that I don't give a shit

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Nugget: My ultimate is bready
I've got you in my slice
*throws bread everywhere*

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Vaggie: Oh my fucking god she fucking dead

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Bendy: Um Nugget, can you read number 23 for the class?

Nugget: No I can not.
Watsup, I'm Nugget, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read

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Bendy: You better buckle down and do your work or you're gonna end up at McDonalds

Nugget: We going to McDonalds if I don't to my work!?

Bendy: No-

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Mark: Hey dad, I just wanted you to know that I love you-

Joey: My name is Chef Gordan to you
Do you understand?
Now fuck off.
Where the hell is my risotto? 

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Nugget, drunk on glow sticks: That one awkward moment when you're scrolling through somebody's old Instagram posts and you accidentally comment the entire declaration of independence. 

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Nugget: Don't tell your mother

Bendy: Kiss one another

Nugget: DIE FOR EACHOTHER

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Nugget, drunk on glow sticks: Jell-O?
More like hello
*schoulrp*
*chokes*

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Jackie: So you guys coming to my party?

Nugget: Who?

Jackie: You guys.

Nugget: It's just me
Oh wuddup *punches mirror*
You going?

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Jackie: YOURE DISRISPECTING A FUTURE US ARMY SOULDIER

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Bendy: Nugget, what are you doing?

Nugget: Just figuring out how to talk to satan.

Bendy: What-

Nugget: HIGHWAY TO HELL-

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Mark: My dad said if I don't get my grades up, he's not gonna let me get my tetnis shot this year

Nugget: That's weird- 
What are you gonna do?

Mark: Fucking study I guess

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Nugget: I saw you hanging out with Hannah yesterday

Bendy: Nugsie, it's not what you think-

Nugget: I WONT HESITATE BITCH-

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Nugget: Hello everyone
Bill Nye is out on vacation
I am Bill Nine

Sammy: May I use the bathroom?

Nugget: NINE