I'm realizing that this book has basically just turned into a bunch of song recommendations-

If There Was a Zombie Apocalypse I'd Let My Dog Eat Me by Lilypichu

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If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me

I'd start with the thighs, where the fatty part lies
Thicc thighs save lives, quite literally this time
My flesh will taste okay, my dog will eat the pain away
Cuz the whole world is dying, and I'm tired of surviving

If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me
The situation's dire, and my house is on fire!
But at least she'd be healthy
If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me
There are zombies full of lead, and my friends are all dead!
But at least she'd be healthy

(If there was a zombie apocalypse)
(If there was a-)
(If there was a-)
(If there was a zombie apocalypse)
(If there was a zombie apocalypse)
(Ahh!)
(If there was a-)
(If there was a zombie apocalypse)

(Temmie!)
I wish I had more time, but there goes my spine
I'm not (I'm not) alone (alone)
Because she's chewing my bones
My body's bleeding out, she's eaten half my torso now
Think I'm losing my eyesight, I've been here all night

If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me
The situation's dire, and my house is on fire!
But at least she'd be healthy
If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me
There are zombies full of lead, and my friends are all dead!
But at least she'd be healthy

(If there was a zombie apocalypse)
(If there was a-)
(If there was a-)
(If there was a zombie apocalypse)
(If there was a zombie apocalypse)
(Ahh!)
(If there was a-)
(If there was a-)

If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me
The situation's dire, and my house is on fire!
But at least she'd be healthy
If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me
(Ahh!)
There are zombies full of lead, and my friends are all dead!
But at least she'd be healthy

(If there was a zombie apocalypse...)

Last Cup of Coffee by Lilypichu

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Someday, we'll have our last conversation
And drink our last cup of coffee
Someday, we might be 80
And think about the different things we used to say
All the memories of you will just become a ghost of a smile
Caught in the wind

Someday (someday)
It'll be the last day

One day, it could be over
The moon could seem so far away
Despite all the adventures that we promised we'd go on
Again and again
All the memories of you and all the stories we were a part of
Lost in the wind

Someday (someday)
It'll be the last day

I won't forget how it feels to be loved
To be remembered by someone as special as you
Someday
I will
Drink that last cup of coffee
With a smile

I won't forget how it feels to be loved
To be remembered by someone as special as you
Someday
I will
Drink that last cup of coffee
With a smile