Nugget: I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fallI could stay right here or disappearAnd nobody'd even notice at all

I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me aloneBut I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardlyOr pretend to check a text on my phone

Everything felt fineWhen I was half of a pairAnd through no fault of mineThere's no other half thereNow I'm just

Michael in the bathroomMichael in the bathroom at a partyForget how long its beenI'm just Michael in the bathroomMichael in the bathroom at a partyNo, you can't come in

I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leaveAnd picking at grout as I softly grieveI'm just

Michael who you don't knowMichael flying soloMichael in the bathroom by himselfAll by himself

I am hiding,But he's out thereJust ignoring all our historyMemories get erasedAnd I'll get replacedWith a newer cooler version of me

And I hear a drunk girlSinging along to Whitney through the door"I wanna dance with somebody!"

And my feelings sinkCause it makes me thinkNow there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymoreNow it's just

Michael in the bathroomMichael in the bathroom at a partyI half regret the beersMichael in the bathroomMichael in the bathroom at a partyAs I choke back the tears

I'll wait as long as I need'Til my face is dryOr I'll just blame it on weedOr something in my eye

I'm just MichaelWho you don't knowMichael flyin' soloMichael in the bathroom by himself

Knock, knock, knock, knockThey're gonna start to shout soon

Knock, knock, knock, knockAh hell yeah I'll be out soon

Knock, knock, knock, knockIt sucks he left me here alone

Knock, knock, knock, knockHere in this teenage battlezone

Clang, clang, clang, clangI feel the pressure blowing up

Bang, bang, bang, bangMy big mistake was showing up

Splash, splash, splash, splashI throw some water in my face

And I am in a better placeI go to open up the doorBut I can't hear knockingAnymore

And I can't help but yearnFor a different timeAnd then I look in the mirrorAnd the present is clearAnd there's no denyingI'm just

... at a partyIs there a sadder sight

MmmmmmmmmMichael in the bathroom at a partyThis is a heinous night

I wish I stayed at home insteadWatching cable pornOr wish I offed myself insteadWish I was never born

I'm just MichaelWho's a lonerSo he must be a stonerRides a PT CruiserGod, he's such a loser

Michael flying soloWho you think that you knowMichael in the bathroom by himselfAll by himselfAll by himself

When all you know about meIs my nameAwesome partyI'm so glad I came