1.
Poppy: Branch, what are you doing?
Branch: I'm making holy water
Poppy: Huh?
Branch: I'm boiling the hell out of it

2.
Branch: Now son don't touch that cactus
Gary: *is on the cactus*
Branch: YoU aRe DeAd tO mE-

3.
Smidge: Woooa what happened to u two?
Poppy: We went to ikea-
Branch: It's a miracle that we're still a couple-
Josjos: Just take me with u next time, I'm immune

4.
Josjos: Noice, there is still a lot of time left in this day
*Glances at the clock one blink of an eye later*
HOW THA HECK IS IT ALREADY 23:34

9/07/2021