Note: Muse is on a Q&A with fans when someone ask:

"Who in Muse do you dislike the most? And why?"

Everyone was chatting with the question until...

PS: Base on a rap battle
WATCH THE VIDEO ABOVE WHILE READING THIS

Maki: (puts on sunglasses) Hey Nico!
You're a dickhead!
You got big twins and your chest looks like a small desk
Come at me and I will fist you with my bare hands 
You ain't hard, you're about as hard as brown bread.

Nico: (Stands up) Stop.
Why you're insulting me?
This is a Q&A.
Can't we just be friends, is that alright?

(Maki: NO!!!)

What's wrong with you?
Why do you think that you're a don?

(At this moment, Eli Ayase can't stand it anymore and...)

Eli: (Shouts) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?
(Sings at both of them, but mainly at Maki)
How can you not get that you are her and she is you

(Maki: What?)

When you insult her, you're kinda insult yourself too
I'm done 
(NicoMaki: What?!?!?)
You're done then I'm leaving

(Nico: F**k is this??)

You guys just facing each other has made me dry-heating.

(Eli leaves when shaking her head and has a discomforted face)

Muse: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Umi: I'LL CALL A FIRETRUCK!!!!
Honk: OMG I LEFT MY CAMERA AT HOME!!!!!!!!
Kotori: DON'T WORRY I GOT ALL OF THAT!!!
RinPana: PAUSE THE SHOW NOW SO WE CAN GO BUY SOME POPCORNS!!!!!!!!

And there's NicoMaki, just staring at each other.
NicoMaki: ................................................. 

PS: I made all the lyrics