My little sister and brother are playing yet another Percy Jackson themed game, and for once, my brother is playing as himself. My sister is still playing Piper. Anyway, we figured out my brother is a son of Dionysius, but in the game he apparently has a pet pillow which fell from an airplane they were traveling in and into a frozen river where he has to fish it out.

Not only that, but earlier my TEN YEAR OLD SISTER mind you, said Los Angeles was in Oregan, and my EIGHT YEAR OLD BROTHER said he thought it was a country.

Just... Someone save me or kill me. I beg of you. Any of you.

I give you permission. Go ahead.

*bangs head on table*

Peace out and stay awesome!