~Conversation with my five-year-old sister while I was helping her get ready because I'm not going to school today~

Her: I like your new glasses!

Me: ...

Me: I've had these for almost a year.

Her: Oh. But your glasses are usually all purpley all over!

Me: Yes, but I got these grey ones a while ago.

Her: Oh, okay! *continues to make a big deal of squishing my face while I tie her shoes*

(She is obsessed with squishing people)

Peace out and stay awesome!