So I recently watched Konosuba and I feel the need to share some out of context quotes that are pure comedy gold.

"Now I have to unleash on something big and hard to feel satisfied."

"Hell no! This ain't foreplay!"

"Damn! She's drunk already?"

"I can only imagine the thrill of wild beasts clawing and slobbering on me. MMMMMMMMM!"

"Aaaaah... your grip is so strong! Aaaah~..."

"I'm taking him home and turning him into a refrigerator."

"Just thinking about them grasping me makes me quiver~"

"If I use Steal, things could get embarrassing and drafty for yah."

"I wanna blow him up. Lemme blow him up."

"You really shouldn't drink so much."

"Don't squirm, I get it, it turns you on!"

"G-gosh. I'm ideal?"

"It looked like it worked to me. He went 'YAAAAAH' and everything."

"This isn't fair. I'm a crusader! Why does she have all the fun?"

"I'll blow them away later."

"Haaaaah... that felt amazing."

"Tell me of the women in your party! Why are they all slimy? What sort of horror befell those two?!"

"A young man like you should have a place of his own, but I'll miss hearing you rustle around next to me, breathing heavy. Moaning like you have a stomach ache and then-"

"I'm feeling jealous. It looks fun inside that cage."

"I'm gonna boycott life."

"I also love how rubbing them makes you blush."

"BASTAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!"

"Where is it? Your dick perhaps is it? I'll rip that thing off."

"Could you get me something to drink? From your mouth."

"You're being strangled right now, yes? What does it feel like? Does it arouse you?! Are you feeling a sense of Euphoria as it slowly tightens?!"

"You are boobs. Just boobs."

"I tried real hard to get turned on by you. But nope, I couldn't do it. I did try though."

"She's getting off on it!"

"I love you mana tight staff with your throbbing magical power! Aaaaah~ aaaaah~"

"No it's just an eyepatch. I, uh, wear it cause it looks neat."

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry please don't pull on it! No, stop, you'll break it!"

"Don't leave me! I'll play whatever kinky games you wanna play! I'll even do the slime act with the frogs again!"

"Would you please let me suck it out?"

"I'd always imagined she'd have a slammin body but DAMN!"

"I'm ok. Just topping it off. OH! Yeah that's the ticket. This'll be great~"

This isn't hentai, by the way. Aight I'll be taking my leave now.

Peace.