The following is sponsored by Retarded Fazbear...

You! Yes, you! Have you ever seen anything unholy on TikTok, YouTube, or anything else, and cried out "Ahh! My eyes! I need some bleach!"? But you didn't want to go blind? Behold, Anubis and Son's™ patented Bleach/Holy Water mix. Used to purge the most disgusting of images from your eyes.

Legend: We get you're wondering, But what's making this stop me from going blind? That's where the Holy Water comes in!

Will: The Holy Water makes sure your eyes suffer no physical harm*!

Order: Order now, and get a 32% Discount**!

*Disclaimer: Only works on 98% of people. Other 2% suffer the normal consequences.
**Shipping is $10.