Voice(In my head): Swear at that annoying bitch.

Me: Why?

Voice: Why not?

Me: But... but why?

Voice: Why not?

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Me: We shouldn't do this.

Voice: Yeah.

Me: *Gasp * YOU'RE AGREEING WITH ME?!

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Me: Why my heart beats so fast?

Friends: Maybe you like someone?

Voice: Because you just drank two cans of Monster and 1 can of another energy drink you dumb little idiot.

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Me: Wow, that girl look so strong and wonderful.

Voice: Gay.

Me: AHEM!! FOR THE LAST TIME----

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Me: My life is suck.

Voice: Girl, stop being dramatic. You were still dancing with the music playlist last second.

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Me: I love sweets.

Voice: Affects health.

Me: Let's be more reveal on the Internet.

Voice: You aren't sacred of dox and groom, are you?

Me: "Fish Market" gang aren't that bad...

Voice: Ik you trying to forgive them as a Christian but sorry, I'll alway bring the memory back.

Me: God is lovely.

Voice: Only thing that true come out of your mouth.