So when I was gone, I got married and got a wife, then we divorced cause we thought she was gonna be moving, then she didn't. Then I got married to another person but she proposed to another girl so I divorced her, and got back with my first wife. Then we divorced again cause she cheated on me with another girl. Then me and my second wife got back together and we made a three way love with me, her, and the girl she cheated on me with

And yeah

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Our schools pretty gay-