Tess: You mean doing detective work like Nancy Drew?   *U*

Alec: Please, I was thinking Charlie's Angels.  -_-

Ashley: I was thinking Cleopatra Jones.   >:)

Tom: I was thinking more like Shaft. Because you know it's my duty, to please that-

Tess, Alec & Ashley: TOM!

Tom: I was just talking about Shaft?

Hunter: Yo, dawg can I get a sandwich?

V! Jake: No.

Hunter: Could I use your bathroom?

V! Jake: Yes it's back there. Haha.

*Hunter would get up as he would go to the fridge as Jake would appear in front of it holding a gun and pointing the gun at him.*

V! Jake: I said no sandwich, Hunter!

Aiden: Hi, I'm Aiden and if you're looking for a divorcee, Paradise University is the place to be!

Ellie: Degree... degree, not divorcee!

Aiden: Oh...!

Nick: Yo Fiore.

Fiore: Yeah, what's up?

Nick: Did you call our neighbor, Ms. Louis a bitch?

Fiore: Yeah.

Nick: Why?

Fiore: 'Cause she changed the wifi password.

Nick: Girl, you can't be calling- That bitch changed the wifi password?!

Karol: That boy is high as hell.

Maggy: HIGH?! NO!

Rosa: WHAT?!

Kai: I'm not high~ I'm low~ * Then he puts himself under the table only showing food on his fingertips*

Jake: If I punch myself and it hurts... Am I strong or weak?

Ally: Strong! 

Fiore: Weak.

James: A dumbass is what you are.