Kai: If tomato is a fruit...

Kai: Then shouldn't ketchup be a jelly?

(The talk with the girls in Season 1 of the Teal Team)

Miriam: When I was your age we didn't have cellphones.

Grett: Yeah you had stuff we didn't have.

Gabby: Yeah like dinosaurs.

Ellie: What did I ever do to you?

*Darkstar Jake would whistle Ellie's exact whistle as he reminds her of the time she got him eliminated and the time Jake got crushed by the yarn ball after seeing Tom on top of Aiden.*

Killer: Say your last words before you die!

Maggy: My last words before I die! AHHHHHH!!!!!

*She would then run.*

Gabby: How does it feel to be the worst cop ever?

V! Tom: Shut up, your mom buys you MegaBloks instead of Lego.

Gabby: You take that back!

Drew: Hey. (📝)  *He would crunch on something.*

Drew: I wanna be famous. (📝) *Still crunching*

Fiore: What did you draw?

Nick: A dog and he's bored. What did you draw?

Fiore: A stick.

Nick: A stick?

Fiore: A stick from the park, that you PROMISED TO TAKE ME TODAY!

Hunter: Ashley wants me to eat healthy, but she lets Will eat her pussy!

Hunter: But how many calories is your pussy? The people wanna know!

Dan: Like a good neighbor, AllState is here!

*V! Jake appears out of nowhere and near Dan and his car.*

V! Jake: WHAT THE FUCK BOY?! You better buy a bicycle!

Dan: You're not gonna help- *laughs*

Aiden: Can I get a dick taco?

*Tess hits him on the arm.*

Tess: The fucks wrong with you?

*They both would laugh.*