So this right here is everyone's canonical zodiac sign.

So anyways, I will be writing the Disventure characters if their lover broke up with them. Please note it's not their actual lover.

***STATIC***

???: I'm breaking up with you.

Nick: Is it because I'm not handsome enough? Wait don't answer that, because no one is prettier than me.

???: Are you sure about that?

Nick: What? You disagree? Are you Helen Keller? Are you blind? Anyone can see that.

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???: I have something to tell you.

Riya: What is it?

???: I'm breaking up-

Riya: I'm breaking up with you!

???: I was just about to do that!

Riya: Nope, nope, no. Nobody breaks up with me, I had to say it first. I'm not about to get dumped by you.

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???: I've been thinking about this for a while.

Yul: Yeah what's up?

???: I think we should break up.

Yul: You're breaking up with me on a plane?!

???: Yeah what about it?

Yul: I can't get up and dramatically walk away! 

Yul: Like you couldn't wait until the plane landed, are you stupid?!

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*They are in a pool btw*

???: We should break up?

Grett: Oh, um... How about we play one more game before we break up?

???: Sure, what's the game?

Grett: It's called who can hold their breath underwater the longest. You go first.