Yul: So I just came back from the bathroom, and one of y'all forgot to flush the toilet. So who was it?
Yul: Hmmm....? All I hear is crickets. Who was it? Carly was it you?
Carly: Why do you think it's me?
Yul: I don't know, you look like someone who wouldn't flush the toilet.
???: We heard you wanted to tell us a complaint.
James: Yes, I just wanted to tell y'all this company is trash, it is terrible, it is atrocious.
???: Do you wanna get fired?
James: Please, you would never. Because I keep it real and secretly deep, deep down, y'all love me.
???: No we don't.
James: Yes you do.
Hunter or Connor: Vanessa, come here.
Vanessa: What?
Hunter or Connor: I heard that our boss is getting married.
Vanessa: Oh my goodness... To who?
Hunter or Connor: Jennifer, the accountant.
Vanessa: Are you serious...? *Happy and shocked*
Hunter or Connor: I know-
Boss: What are you talking about?!
Hunter or Connor: Uh- Nothing. *nervous laugh*
???: Why have you missed the last two weeks of work?
Ellie: My mom sadly passed away...
???: Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry to hear that...
Ellie: I know- Hold on, my mom is calling.
???: Didn't you say she passed away?
Ellie: Oh my goodness, she's alive! It's a miracle! Wow that's so crazy!
Grett: Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry I'm 3 hours late y'all.
???: Why are you so late?
Grett: Oh I accidentally slept in.
???: You have a McDonald's bag in your hand.
Grett: Ok so maybe I wanted to get some McDonald's, so what? Is that a crime?
???: So you chose McDonald's over your job?
Grett: I sure did and I'll do it again.
Riya: Hey boss, so I was wondering, can I get a promotion?
Boss: You've been working here for two days, what makes you think you need a promotion?
Riya: Because it's taking me two days to realize that I'm the only one around here that actually gets the job done.
Riya: So where's my promotion?
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