Zodiac Signs/DC Characters at Work (An office specifically...)

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Yul: So I just came back from the bathroom, and one of y'all forgot to flush the toilet. So who was it?

Yul: Hmmm....? All I hear is crickets. Who was it? Carly was it you?

Carly: Why do you think it's me?

Yul: I don't know, you look like someone who wouldn't flush the toilet.



???: We heard you wanted to tell us a complaint.

James: Yes, I just wanted to tell y'all this company is trash, it is terrible, it is atrocious.

???: Do you wanna get fired?

James: Please, you would never. Because I keep it real and secretly deep, deep down, y'all love me.

???: No we don't.

James: Yes you do.



Hunter or Connor: Vanessa, come here.

Vanessa: What?

Hunter or Connor: I heard that our boss is getting married.

Vanessa: Oh my goodness... To who?

Hunter or Connor: Jennifer, the accountant.

Vanessa: Are you serious...? *Happy and shocked*

Hunter or Connor: I know-

Boss: What are you talking about?!

Hunter or Connor: Uh- Nothing. *nervous laugh*



???: Why have you missed the last two weeks of work?

Ellie: My mom sadly passed away...

???: Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry to hear that...

Ellie: I know- Hold on, my mom is calling.

???: Didn't you say she passed away?

Ellie: Oh my goodness, she's alive! It's a miracle! Wow that's so crazy!



Grett: Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry I'm 3 hours late y'all.

???: Why are you so late?

Grett: Oh I accidentally slept in.

???: You have a McDonald's bag in your hand.

Grett: Ok so maybe I wanted to get some McDonald's, so what? Is that a crime?

???: So you chose McDonald's over your job?

Grett: I sure did and I'll do it again.




Riya: Hey boss, so I was wondering, can I get a promotion?

Boss: You've been working here for two days, what makes you think you need a promotion?

Riya: Because it's taking me two days to realize that I'm the only one around here that actually gets the job done.

Riya: So where's my promotion?

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