I give half-credit to GrumpiMoon for this spoof, and the other half to me- no clue how this spoof came to life but it did, and now I present it to you with a few alterations!

*Rainbowstar is on hunting patrol*

Skykit: *flies in* SKEEEETLES!!!!!!!!

Rainbowstar: *shoots Skykit* Whoops! Thought that was a duck :3

Skykit: *demonic voice* EVIL SKITTLE HATER YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS

Rainbowstar: *shrugs* I prefer M&M's *shoots Skykit again & eats M&M's*

Blackpaw: *randomly appears* M&M'S?!?!?!?!? *0*

Rainbowstar: MINE *shoots Blackpaw*

Blackpaw: DX

Skykit: :D YAY!!!!!!!

Rainbowstar: ~_~ *shoots Skykit* I thought you were dead!

Skykit: *demonic voice* NEVER

Rainbowstar: *shrugs* Eh *kicks Skykit off cliff*

Skykit: -_- *flies*

Rainbowstar: Oh... Um... *shoots Skykit again*

Skykit: OMIGURSH STOP DOING THAT >:{ *rages*

Rainbowstar: Doing what? >:3 *shoots Skykit*

Skykit: -_- I'm outta here *teleports to Nyanland*

Rainbowstar: Good riddance... *eats M&M's*

StarClan: *randomly appears in sparkles* Yo, give us CANDY!!!!! :3

Rainbowstar: -_- No.

Dark Forest: *poofs dramatically with candy* >:3 Here, knock yourself out.

Starclan: :D OMIGURSHTHANKYOUSOMUCHWEWORSHIPYOU *takes candy and bows*

Dark Forest: >:3

Bluestar: 0-0 Wait. Is it Dark Forest flavor?

Mapleshade: Uh, no duh- Now with poison frosting! >:)

Bluestar: *pawbumps* YA I LOVE THIS FLAVOR!!!!!!

Mapleshade: *whispers* StarClan is full of idiots

Bluestar: *shovels candy* Yep.

Rainbowstar: *raises paw* Hey!

Mapleshade: 0.0 Mouse dung WUT?!?!?

Rainbowstar: Maybe I want some too!!!!!!!

Mapleshade: Sure! *hands bag* >:3

Skykit: *teleports* HEYSKITTLESARENOTASCOOLASITHOUGHTBUTPOPTARTSAREBETTERIAMNOWNYANCAT!!!!!!!

Rainbowstar: 0-0 WU- *face palms*

Skykit: =~= I SAID... HEY! SKEETLES ARE NOT SO COOL BUT POP TARTS ARE BETTER I AM NOW NYAN CAT!!!!!!!

Rainbowstar: Oh 030

Skykit: *pulls out sphere with pink frosting & sprinkles* POPTART BOMB!!!!!! *teleports*

Poptart Bomb: *computer voice* Ten, nine, eight...

Mapleshade: 808 Oh mouse dung GOODBYE!!!!!!! *Dark Forest vanishes*

Bluestar: WHAT?!?!?!?! NO COOL SPARKLES TO GO WITH VANISHING?!?!?!?

Mapleshade: *teleports* Nupe :3 *vanishes*

Bluestar: Mouse dung =[

Poptart Bomb: ...Five, four...

Rainbowstar: OH GEEZ!!! *wakes up*
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Rainbowstar: *wakes up in den* Phew! It was all a dream! :D

Poptart Bomb: Yo! Two, one, ZERO!!!!!

Rainbowstar: 0.0 Oh-

Poptart bomb: *Explodes*