Hazepaw: Oh, no! My brother is gone forever, and I have lost my will to live! *holds claw over throat*

Glowyeyes: No! Hazepaw! *Runs towards him*

Hazepaw: I'm sorry, it's over *slashes throat and collapses*

Glowyeyes: Nuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! *holds limp Hazepaw* Don't leave me!

Hazepaw: ...

Glowyeyes: NOOOO WHY STARCLAN WHY?!?!?!? *breaks into tears*

Spottyface: *runs over with herbs* Glowyeyes! What happened?!?!?!

Glowyeyes: *still crying* SOB HES DYING SAVE HIM!!!!!

Spottyface: *puts ear to chest* I'm sorry Glowyeyes, he's gone.

Rainbowstar: CUT!!!! *shakes head from behind camera*

Hazepaw: *groans* Why did we HAVE to use red Kool-aid? This stuff will NEVER get out of my fur!!!

Glowyeyes: *steps away from Hazepaw* Yuk man. Either way why did you cut it? It wasn't that bad!

Rainbowstar: -_- Ok, 1: Your acting stinks and 2: Him *points at Starpaw with music on*

Starpaw: YA THIS IS MEH JAM!!! *playing music super-loud on earbuds*

Rainbowstar: *walks up to him* Starpaw turn it down, we're shooting a movie!

Starpaw: YA ITS FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!! *ignores Rainbowstar*

Rainbowstar: ~_~ *snatches earbuds* QUIET DOWN WERE TRYING TO SHOOT A MOVIE HERE!!!!!!

Starpaw: *snatches earbuds back* WELL IM LISTENING TO FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT HERE!!!!!!!!!!

Hazepaw: *walks up* Hey can I listen to some Entertainment?

Starpaw: Sure man, here *hands over earbuds*

Hazepaw: :3 Thanks! *pops them in and presses play* THIS IS FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT ****************************************************************!!!!!!!!!
*the rest is censored for your safety*

Hazepaw: 0-0 *rips earbuds out* OMIGOSH ITS EATING MY SOUL NOW IM DEAF OMIGOSH OMIGOSH!!!!!!!!!!!

Starpaw: -_- WUT that's a good jam!!!

Hazepaw: *runs away scarred*
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3 hours later

Hazepaw: Phew! I think I'm far enough away now!

Stomach: RUMBLE

Hazepaw: Ooh, I need to get something to eat! *looks around*

Crickets: Chirp, chirp

Hazepaw: -_- *glares at crickets* Shattup.

Crickets: Chirp, chirp

Hazepaw: *groans* Great. -_- Now I'm talking to crickets.

Crickets: Chirp, chirp

Hazepaw: T-T Really crickets? That's totally uncalled for.

Bird: Chirp, chirp

Hazepaw: Well look what you've done now! See even the birds are chirping- Wait what? BIRD?!?!?!?

Bird: :P

Hazepaw: *begins stalking the bird*

Bird: *bursts into song* FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT OH YEAH FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hazepaw: 0.0 WUT DA HECK*runs back to AwesomeClan*
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Hazepaw: *arrives at camp panting* IM BACK!!!!!!!

Lakepaw: *Hops out of bushes with camera* And Hazepaw epically returns for his long lost love Glowyeyes...

Hazepaw: -_- WUT ARE YOU DOING

Lakepaw: Recording the epic ending of the movie, what else? >:3

Hazepaw: No, I think you're just taunting me -_-

Lakepaw: If you didn't want an answer why'd you ask the question?

Hazepaw: It's called a hypothetical question =~=

Starpaw: *skips up to Hazepaw* Hey, wanna hear something? >:3

Hazepaw: 0.0 What?

Starpaw: *puts in earbuds* FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!!!!!

Hazepaw: *dies*

Starpaw: 0-0 *pokes face* Uh, I don't think that's supposed to happen...
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In StarClan...

Hazepaw: Where am I?

Bluestar: *Walks up* You are in StarClan, young one. Come, you are just in time!

Hazepaw: Just in time for what?

Bluestar: THE DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!! *pushes bush away to show a giant disco party*

Music: THIS COULD BE PARA PARA PARADISE PARA PARA PARADISE!!!!!!!!!!!

Hazepaw: Awesome I LOVE this song!

Bluestar: You do?

Hazepaw: *nods*

Bluestar: Too bad. *runs over to the DJ station and changes music*

Music: SO SHE RAAAANNNN... *lights blow out*

Bluestar: AWWWWW WHAT NOW?!?!?!

Music: NNNNN.... BEGINNING NEXT SONG

Bluestar: Thank StarClan!

Hazepaw: (^_−) Huh?

Bluestar: HERE IT GOES!!!!!!

StarClan: YA!!!!

Music: FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!!!

StarClan: *starts dancing freakishly* WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Hazepaw: *dies*

Bluestar: *walks over* Poor guy, I guess he couldn't take YellowFang's dance moves. *looks back to YellowFang*

YellowFang: YA YA DO U LIKE WHAT U SEE????? *twerking*

Bluestar: 0.0 NO, I DONT LIKE WHAT I SEE *dies*

YellowFang: *stops dancing and looks over to Bluestar* I guess maybe my dance moves are kinda scarring...

Spottedleaf: *walks up* -_- Ya think?