Random Person: WAKE UP!!!!!

Me: I WILL RIP  YOUR FUCKING THROAT OUT IF YOU DON'T LET ME SLEEP FOR ANOTHER HALF HOUR!

Random Person: Whatever.

Me: *grabs a pipe and starts to hit their face with it*

Random Person: *runs away*

Me: *goes back to sleep*

(yep, this pretty much sums up most of my bad mornings.)