Leo: *becomes a Super pup in the most cool but overly dramatic way, with e bit of cool music playing in the back round* >:)
Blitz: But how!? I thought you had to have a puwe heawt to become a Supew pup! Like Blazew!
Leo (Super Pup): Oh trust me, there's more than one way to realize the legend....
*Leo's flashback*
Leo: *is on a far away planet to train to become stronger, but is now on the ground throwing a little tantrum* I wanna-... I wanna become a Super Pup! *Starts crying a bit louder and punching the ground repeatedly* I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna!!!!
*Back to present day*
Leo (Super Pup): Push-ups, sit-ups, and PLENTY of juice. And besides, my heart is pure. Pure..... Unadulterated..... Badass..... >:)
Zuma: Yeah.... mowe like puwe unadultewated ego....
Leo (in the back round): I HEARD THAT, RUNT!!!
Zuma: *is now mocking him a little* Is that okaaayy?
Leo (Super Pup): As a matter of fact, go f*ck yourself! Count yourselves lucky to be in the presence of a shinning Golden God such as myself. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to kill the other Android. You peons may stay here and erect a statue in my honor *flies off to take care if the other evil Android*
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Leo: *arrives back to the lookout, being a little more stronger than before*
Rubble: Hey! You got allot of nerve coming back here! >:( *Is upset about what Leo did*
Leo: Oh, a ballet. Neat. I'm not typing...
Rubble: Don't you remember who I am?? We fought when you tried to destroy earth!
Leo: No, I fought Blazer. My little army of henchmen fought everyone else. Well, except for that one scrub that got killed by that one saiba- *realization* ......
Rubble: .... >;(
Leo: Ha ha ha ha*laughs historically* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rubble: O-Oh yeah? Well I dare you to come over here and laugh at me!
Leo: *walks up to Rubble, looking him dead in his eyes* Ha... Ha.... Ha.... *Walks away*
Rubble: Hmph! >:(
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*At Katie's place*
Leo: *is in the bath tub* Human Lady! Where's the cleansing powder??
Katie: We don't have that. We have soap.
Leo: The hell is soap....? *apparently has never heard of soap*
Katie: It's the yellow block there, made up of animal fat
Leo: That sounds AWESOME! *Chomps on the soap* ..... *Spits it out* PLAAAGGHHH!! This tastes nothing like you just said!
*Later on*
Leo: *is done taking his little bath* Human! Where's my uniform??
Katie: *in another room* It's in the wash!
Leo: *gasps* :O You bitch! >:(
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Leo: I don't care how many pups you fuse with. You'll never be as strong as a Super Pup!
Tracker: Mmm.... Not much of a Mild-stone any more....
Leo: As for me..... I'll find a level BEYOND a Super Pup!!
Zuma: *is mocking Leo again* So what? Like a Mega Pup? Ultwa Pup?
Leo: ...... Your mocking me.....
Zuma: Maximum Ovew Pup! :D
Leo: F*ck off, runt! *Takes off to some where else to meditate*
The End.
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