Murder

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Catching title, don't ya think?




Ash: What's it called when you murder your friend?

Ash: Homiecide.

Paul: Murder.

Ash: Homiecide.


Drew: (watching the news) Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Gary, covered in ink: Well maybe the squid was being a dick.



May: I'm having a problem with this person.

Misty: Kill them.

May: No.

Misty: I'll kill them for you.

May: No!!


Paul: I'm not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.

Gary: Water is not wet.

Paul: How the fuck is water not wet it's WATER-



Paul: I'm not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.

Drew: Violets are blue.

Paul: Violets are not blue VIOLETS ARE FUCKING VIOLET-



Paul: I'm not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.

Ash: The earth is flat.

Paul: NO THE EARTH IS NOT FUCKING FLAT WHAT THE FUCK-


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